Dear Flo...

Why do you turn me into a heinous bitch!!! I do not get it. Arghhh. I do not enjoy being a bitch and god knows M does not appreciate it (SORRY!!!). Things that should not piss me off can set me off on a warpath. There is this woman I work with and the below interaction with her can make me so irritated, even though she does nothing wrong.

Her: Hi, A
Me: Hi, you. How are you?
Her: Fine, thank you.

That's all she says but it sets me off. English isn't her first language, so it has this accent when she says it and it really irritates me. I know when I tell people this their eyes go big and they think, "She is one crazy bitch!" I digress. So, again Flo, just arrive already, downpour like you always do on my little life and leave just like you came. Kthanksbuhbye.

I'm looking forward to this weekend. My mom's birthday is Saturday and mine is next Wednesday (26 - how did that happen!?!) so they are coming to town to celebrate. We are going to eat at really fun restaurants that I haven't been to! So I'm psyched. Hopefully, Flo won't interfere with their visit...hahaha.

I'm out.