Happy Birthday to Me!

Today is my birthday! I am a big birthday person. I love birthdays! I love celebrating my own, celebrating others, I just apparently like a reason to celebrate. I am turning 26 today (eww, gross who let that happen?) so nothing earth shattering. M is taking me to dinner and then on Friday I think a bunch of us are going out.

I've decided as a gift to myself I am going out to lunch with some of my co-workers and I'm not working out! Go me! I work out a lot and usually don't miss during the week, but I figure its my birthday so hah! Take that gym! (pretty sure no one will miss me there).

Looking forward to a low key birthday and M told me I could watch this week's episode of Gossip Girl and hopefully there is a new Modern Family (that show is hysterical).

Happy Wednesday to everyone but me :)

A Case of the Monday's

How is it Monday already??? I think that is a sign of a good weekend (or someone who is not totally in love with their job...) Weekend was great. My parents were a lot of fun and they took M and me out to some great places.

The big news this weekend was that next time M goes home with me - we get to sleep in the same bed. Halleluiah!!! I've only been waiting on this for 2 years. My parents are really cool, but my mom said "Separate bedrooms for you!" Not really, but she was like have fun in the twin bed. M please enjoy my daughters spacious and very comfortable queen bed. Peace.

But finally my dad was like, uh I don't live in the dark ages and neither do you, wifey. Hooray!!! I think this is so ridiculous. As my dad said, "it's not like she met him in a bar last week". (We did meet in a bar, but I knew him through a friend AND we didn't go home together - I am NOT  that kind of girl (that night anyway :)). So, yay for me and M.

The rest of the weekend was great. I could've done without the torrential downpour Saturday afternoon or the shitty brunch on Sunday (don't need to remind myself not to go back to that place again).But we had a lot of laughs and ate some really awesome food.

The good start to my week was that I registered for my 1st graduate classes today which I am really excited about. I start January 8th!! Whoop Whoop!!! And, my friend that had a baby earlier this month brought him into work and he IS SO CUTE!!! I can't wait to see him again. Maybe these are good signs for a good week :)

Dear Flo...

Why do you turn me into a heinous bitch!!! I do not get it. Arghhh. I do not enjoy being a bitch and god knows M does not appreciate it (SORRY!!!). Things that should not piss me off can set me off on a warpath. There is this woman I work with and the below interaction with her can make me so irritated, even though she does nothing wrong.

Her: Hi, A
Me: Hi, you. How are you?
Her: Fine, thank you.

That's all she says but it sets me off. English isn't her first language, so it has this accent when she says it and it really irritates me. I know when I tell people this their eyes go big and they think, "She is one crazy bitch!" I digress. So, again Flo, just arrive already, downpour like you always do on my little life and leave just like you came. Kthanksbuhbye.

I'm looking forward to this weekend. My mom's birthday is Saturday and mine is next Wednesday (26 - how did that happen!?!) so they are coming to town to celebrate. We are going to eat at really fun restaurants that I haven't been to! So I'm psyched. Hopefully, Flo won't interfere with their visit...hahaha.

I'm out.

Really, Target, REALLY!?!

Onesie pajamas???? No one should wear onesies pajamas once they are no longer pooping in their pants. But Target is selling these ATROCIOUS onesies for adults!!! I just don't understand. I don't think they could pay me, nevermind vise versa. I mean, seriously, I just don't understand. And the thing is I LOVE TARGET. Before this, I was pretty certain they could do no wrong (Champion activewear, I heart you). Everyone makes mistakes, I guess...

Just because you want to be a realtor for your new job, doesn't mean I want to constantly hear about it on facebook. Alternatively, I don't need your little cards and other gimmicks in the mail for a town I no longer live in. (I don't live near my hometown anymore). So, I probably offended tons of realtors, SORRY!

I'm out.

Well Hello There!

So here's my short story. I decided to start a blog, and I started over at wordpress, but I think it may be a tad too complicated for me. So, I'm going to try blogger. I plan on talking about things that entertain me so hopefully I won't offend too many :) In addition, I plan on blogging about good food that I make (probably won't happen THAT often...). Enjoy!